realitytvbitch:

Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?

Me: 

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tagged → #yes gawd #golden

stinkstar:

josephicus:

whitegirlsaintshit:

i honestly don’t think anybody knows what this vine does to me.

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU

this vine has taught me how to use broken sanitizer/soap dispensers

tagged → #FUCK #vine

jpnvines:

お前だれ 〜 Hiyori

Who are you 〜 Hiyori

I’ll take a selfie… selfie~

Huh? Huh?

my favorite line of all time

tagged → #the fucking best #golden
  • cashier: do you want the receipt?
  • me: yas bitch tell me everything
tagged → #fucking why #text post

ninetynineno:

sylphoftime:

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

Okay, I laughed.

tagged → #hey boo #catwoman

stay-sherlocked:

The Great Pumpkin House

Every halloween season, the house at 748 Beech Street in Kenova, West Virginia is transformed into the Great Pumpkin House. The owner, Ric Griffith and hundreds of other volunteers carve thousands of pumpkins for display at his home every halloween.

tagged → #cool #halloween

live fast die young bad girls do it well

live fast die young bad girls do it well